Sperm Meets Egg - This is the LAST time I let my friends talk me into a blind date
Sperm Meets Egg - I grew up in a testicle
Sperm Meets Egg - You look nothing like your Myspace pic
Sperm Meets Egg - Sorry, but I don't believe in conceiving on the first date
Sperm Meets Egg - What do you want to be for Halloween?
Sperm Meets Egg - XY need not apply
Sperm Meets Egg - I'm not really ready for kids
Sperm Meets Egg - How does speed dating work if there's 20 million of us and only one of you?
Sperm Meets Egg - I've waited for all 72 hours of my life to find you
Sperm Meets Egg - I'm ready to take this relationship to the next level